簡單小學生英語小笑話

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　上帝與惡魔

　　A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's sprogram to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also owned the salon and several other shady operations，offered the preacher $500.“You can't take that," a scandalized deacon told the preacher. "That's the devil's money.”

　　教堂活動中有個專案是為窮人捐錢買食物。一次一位牧師在請求公眾捐資時，鎮上一名擁有一個沙龍和幾個***的***老闆捐了五百塊錢。“你不該接受他的錢。”一位名聲很

　　壞的收師對那位牧師說，“那錢是魔鬼的錢。

　　"Well，brother，"said the preacher，cheerfully accepting the gift,"in that case，the devil has had his hands on it long enough. Now let's see what the Lord can do with it.”

　　“澳，我說兄弟，”高興地收了捐贈的牧師說:“要是那樣的話，魔鬼的手印一定還在這錢上，現在咱們就看看上帝會怎樣來對什它吧!”

　　篇二

　　那又怎麼樣?

　　"With a single stroke of a brush,"said the art teacher，taking his class around the National Gallery," Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling face to a frowning one. "

　　“只需揮一下筆刷，”美術老師站在國家美術館前對他的學生說，“宙華理諾思就能把一張微笑的臉變成一幅長滿皺紋的臉。”

　　" That's nothing，“said one small boy.”So can my mother."

　　一名男生說:“那有什麼，我媽媽也能做得到。”

　　篇三

　　烹飪節目

　　Two neighbors were chatting over the back fence. "Did you know that my wife has started a cooking show on television?"one asked.

　　兩個鄰居在後院隔著柵聊柳天。一個問:“你知道我妻子在電視上開始主持烹飪節目了嗎?”

　　" Really?" replied the other fellow.”That's terrific!What's the show called?"

　　“真的嗎?”另一個說，“那可太棒了，那個節目叫什麼名字?”

　　"That's Inedible. "

　　“不能食用的東西。”