高一英語小笑話及翻譯

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：銀行搶劫

　　Two accountants are in a bank ,

　　當武裝捻匪突然衝進銀行的時候。

　　when armed robbers burst in.

　　正好有兩名會計人員在裡面。

　　While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,

　　正當幾個搶匪向出納員取錢的時候，

　　others line the customers,

　　其他的搶匪就把顧客們，

　　including the accountants,

　　包括這兩名會計人員在內，

　　up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.

　　靠著牆壁排成一線開始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手錶等物品。

　　While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.

　　當這件搶案正在發生的時候，一號會計人員把纂樣東西塞迸二號會計火員的手裡面。

　　Without looking down,a

　　沒有向下看，

　　ccountant two whispers,

　　二號會計人員就輕聲地說：

　　"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,

　　“這是什麼東西呀?”

　　"It 's that $50 I owe you."

　　一號會計人員回答說：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”

　　：社會工作者

　　Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.

　　有兩名社會工作者在晚上的時候 走過市區的簡陋地方。

　　They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,

　　他們聽到從後巷傳來的求救呻吟聲和很小的哭喊聲。

　　they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.

　　他們發現有一個意識不清的人躺在血泊之中。

　　"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.

　　他在懇求說：“救救我吧，我被人行凶搶劫，還遭到惡意痛打一頓。”

　　The two social workers turned and walked away .

　　這兩名社會工作者轉身離去。

　　One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."

　　其中一位向她的同事說：“你知道吧，於下這擋事的火才真 的需要協助呀。”

　　：A Clever Dog

　　A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.

　　"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.

　　"Five dollars.

　　"Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie."

　　一位養狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢，它便會到賣報亭買份報紙來。他的朋友堅持要來個演示，並給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個小時過去了，仍不見它帶報紙回來。

　　“你給了它多少錢?”狗的主人問。

　　“五元。”

　　“這就是了。你給它五元錢時，它就去看電影。”