英語雙人對話笑話劇本

　　笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態度。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　TWO：Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?

　　John：Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理.現在,誰給我舉個例子?

　　約翰：嗯,在夏天天都長,在冬天天都短.

　　篇二

　　Two Cute dogs

　　A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him."Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."

　　篇三

　　A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office."This isn't your work." he said."Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.

　　"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.

　　My friend amiled and show him the paper.Circled in red was:"Also see article on communism."

　　抄 襲

　　我有個朋友在聖路易斯的華盛頓大學教歐洲歷史,他說有一次他發現了一篇抄襲的學期論文.他把那個學生叫到了辦公室.“這不是你寫的,”他說,“有人幫你從百科全書上原封不動地列印了下來.”

　　“你沒有證據.”那學生氣急敗壞地說.

　　我朋友笑了,他把論文拿給他看.用紅筆圈出來的是：“也可參閱共產主義一文.”

　　篇四

　　Many years after receiving my graduate degree,I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded elevator,someone remarked on its inefficiency.I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

　　When the door finally opened,I felt a compassionate pat on my back,and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me."You'll get that degree,dear," she whispered."Perseverance is a virtue."

　　美 德

　　獲取研究生學位多年以後,我回到位於賓翰頓的紐約州立大學當教員.一天,電梯裡很擁擠,有人抱怨電梯效率太低.我說自我在那裡當學生起,20年來電梯一直沒有換過.

　　最後當電梯門開啟時,我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下,回過頭來我看到一位年長的修女正在朝我微笑.“你會拿到學位的,親愛的,”她低聲說道：“堅持不懈是一種美德.”

　　
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