幾條有趣的英語腦筋急轉彎選集

　　幾條有趣的英語腦筋急轉彎【熱門】

　　Questions:

　　1.If two swallows are sitting on a twig and you wish to

　　get the twig without disturbing the swallows,what shall

　　you do

　　假如兩隻燕子停在一枝小樹枝上,你想弄到那枝小樹枝,卻不想驚

　　動燕子,怎麼辦

　　2.If you find three sparrows on the roof and you shoot one,

　　how many are left

　　假如你看見屋頂上有三隻麻雀,射掉一隻,還有幾隻

　　3.If a burglar was informed all the exits were guarded,

　　what could he do to escape

　　假如強盜得知所有的出口都有人站崗,那麼他怎麼才能逃出去

　　Keys:

　　1.Wait till the swallows fly away.

　　等燕子飛走了以後去弄.

　　2.None.The others fly away.

　　一隻不剩,其餘都飛走了.

　　3.He could go out of the entrance.

　　他可以從***出去.

　　Notes:

　　1.swallow/'sw&l+u/n.燕子

　　twig/twig/ n.小枝,細枝

　　2.sparrow/'sp$r+***/ n.麻雀

　　幾條有趣的英語繞口令【分享】

　　1. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.

　　2. Freshly fried fresh flesh

　　3. Green glass globes glow greenly.

　　4. He threw three balls.

　　5. He threw three free throws.

　　6. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:

　　7. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

　　8. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

　　9. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?

　　10. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

　　11. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

　　12. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

　　13. I wish you were a fish in my dish

　　14. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

　　15. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

　　英語笑話分享

　　1 West Point

　　My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."

　　One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."

　　父親、哥哥和我到西點軍校去觀看一場陸軍與波士頓大學之間的橄欖球賽。開始之前，我們到處轉了轉，碰到許多穿著整齊制服的學員。幾名遊客問新兵是否願意擺出軍姿來讓他們攝。“好讓我們的兒子知道，如果他到西點軍校來學習會得到什麼。”

　　一對中年夫婦走近一名非常漂亮的女學員，問她是否願意擺個姿勢照相。他們解釋說：“我們想讓兒子知道他沒來西點軍校錯過了什麼。”

　　2 Present for Girlfriend

　　At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.

　　The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it ‘To my one and only love‘. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."

　　送給女友的禮物

　　在一家珠寶店裡，一位年輕人買了一個貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎?”珠寶商問道。

　　那名顧客想了一會兒，然後說道：“不--在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛’。這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。”

　　3 Be Careful What You Wish For

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

　　Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　慎重許願

　　一對結婚25週年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

　　慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。

　　妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。

　　接下來該丈夫許願了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”

　　仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。