六年級的簡短英語笑話

　　英語教學的目的,是使學生在跨文化交流中可以正確、流利與恰當地運用英語。笑話是各國文化的精髓,反映各國的風俗習慣。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Papa Won’t Like It 爸爸會不高興的

　　It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Willis!” the farmer

　　yelled, “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.” “That’s nice of you, ” Willis answered,

　　“but I don’t think Papa would like me to.” “Aw, come on,” the farmer insisted. “Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, “but Papa won’t

　　like it.” After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, “I feel better now, but I know Papa is going to be real upset.”

　　“Don’t be foolish,” the neighbor said, “by the way, where is he?” “Under the wagon.”

　　一個農家小孩好像意外打翻了一車玉米，住在附近的一個農夫聽見了，喊道：“威利斯，先放那吧。過來和我們呆會兒，一會兒我幫你

　　扶起來。” “太好了”，威利斯答，“但爸爸會不高興的。” “哎呀，快來吧”，農夫仍在堅持。“好吧”，小男孩終於答應了，“但爸爸真的

　　會不高興。”一頓豐盛的晚餐之後，威利斯向農夫表示感謝：“我覺得好多了，但爸爸肯定很不高興。” “別傻了”，農夫說，“哦，

　　對了，你爸爸在哪?”“車底下。”

　　篇2

　　The Month Is Up Today! 今天是最後一天!

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: “What’s the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?”

　　The man: “We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn’t going to speak to me for a month.”

　　Bartender: “That should make you happy.”

　　The man: “No, the month is up today!”

　　一個男人坐在酒吧裡，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待：“你怎麼了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?”

　　男人：“我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。”

　　酒吧招待：“那你應該高興才是啊!”

　　男人：“不，今天是這個月的最後一天。”

　　篇3

　　How much English can you speak? 你會說多少英文?

　　“Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What’s more, he only speaks a few words of English.” The judge looked at the defendant and asked,

　　“How much English can you speak?” The defendant looked up and said, “Give me your wallet!”

　　“法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多麼不公正啊。他一週前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。” 法官看了

　　看被告，問道：“你會說多少英文?”被告抬起頭，說：“把你的錢包給我!”

　　篇4

　　Who Talks More ? 誰廢話更多? A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.He said, “What?”

　　丈夫給妻子看了一項調查結果，為了向她證明女人比男人囉嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000個字，而女人每天使用30000個。

　　妻子想了一會兒說，女人每天說的字數是男人的兩倍，因為她們必須重複已經說過的話。他問：”什麼?”

　　篇5

　　Pig or Witch 豬或女巫A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “PIG!!” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “WITCH!!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

　　一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即

　　從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個

　　女人的意思就好了。