校園幽默笑話英文版本

　　民間笑話是喜劇性很強的故事。劉勰在《文心雕龍·諧隱》中說:笑話可以“振危釋憊”,起諷刺和娛樂作用。下面是小編帶來的校園幽默笑話英文版，歡迎閱讀!

　　校園幽默笑話英文版篇一

　　Answer The Puzzle解答難題

　　One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

　　老師走進教室，向同學們宣佈說，以後每星期五她都會問大家一個問題，誰答對了下星期一就不用上課。

　　One the first Friday，the teacher asked，"how many grains of sand are there on the beach?”Needless to say，no one could answer.The following Friday, the teacher asks the class，“How many stars are there in the sky?”and no one could answer.

　　第一個星期五，老師問:“沙灘上有多少粒沙子?”不用說，沒人答得上來。第二個星期五，老師問:‘天上有多少顆星星?”還是沒人答得上來。

　　Frustrated，little Johnny decided that the next Friday，he would somehow answer the question and get a three-day weekend. So on Thursday night, Johnny took two ping一gong balls and painted them black. The next day, he brought them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day，just when the teacher said，"here’s this weekend’s question，"Johnny emptied the bag to floor，sending the ping一pong balls rolling to the front of the room.

　　小強尼沮喪極了，他決定下星期五設法回答出老師的問題，過一次連續三天的週末。星期四晚上，強尼找了兩個乒乓球，並把它們染成黑色。第二天，他把乒乓球裝在了一個紙袋裡帶到了學校。這一天的課快結束的時候，老師說:“這一星期的問題是—”話還沒說完，強尼就把乒乓球從紙袋裡倒出來，把它們滾向講臺。

　　Because they were young kids who find any disruption of class amusingthe entire class started laughing.The teacher said，"OK，who's the comedian with the black balls?"Immediately，little Johnny stood up and said，"Johnny Henry，see you on Tuesday”

　　小孩子嘛，只要能打斷老師的講課，他們都會覺得好玩，於是全班鬨堂大笑。老師問:“這些黑球是哪個搗蛋鬼的?”小強尼立刻站起來說:“是強尼·亨尼的，我答出來了，下星期二見!”

　　校園幽默笑話英文版篇二

　　It Wasn't One Person不是一個人

　　The teacher is handing back the homework.

　　老師正在把作業發還給學生。

　　"Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”

　　“約翰尼，’她說，“你的作業做得太差了。我真搞不明白，一個人怎麼能犯那麼多錯誤?”

　　"It wasn't one person, Miss,”says Johnny.“My dad helped me”

　　“老師，不是一個人，”約翰尼說，“作業是爸爸幫我做的。”

　　校園幽默笑話英文版篇三

　　The Composition Class作文課

　　The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on "The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Saw".The student who，of all the members of the class，seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishing speed. It was short and to the point. He had written:"The most beautiful thing I ever saw was too beautiful for words.”

　　在作文課上，學生們被佈置寫一篇題為“我所見到過的最美的東西”的文章。在整個班級中看起來對美最不敏感的那個學生用令人吃驚的速度第一個交了卷。這篇文章短而扼要。他寫道:“我所見到過的最美的東西美得無法用語言來表達。”

　　校園幽默笑話英文版篇四

　　：“God Save The King !“願上帝保佑國王”***

　　The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:“Professor Smith informs his students that he has been appointed Honorary Physician to His Majesty the King.”

　　醫學院院長，著名的史密斯博士被任命為國王的私人醫生。於是，他自豪地在他任教的班裡的教室裡的黑板上寫下如下通知:“史密斯教授通知他的學生，他已榮任國王陛下的醫生。”

　　When he returned to his classroom in the afternoon，he found written below his notice this line: "God save the King”

　　當他下午回到教室的時候，發現他的通知下面又加了一行字:“願上帝保佑國王!