關於短英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是文化的重要組成部分,通過笑話,我們可以瞭解一個國家的文化內涵。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：Walter Scott and the Beggar

　　Sir Walter Scott was riding one day in the neighbourhood of Abbotsford, his residence; became to a field-gate through which he wanted to pass and which an Irish beggar, whohappened to be near, hastened to open for him.

　　Walter Scott wanted to give him a six penny piece to reward him for this service; but notfinding any in his purse he presented him with a shilling saying, "You will owe me six pence, mygood fellow." "God bless you!"said the beggar: "May your honor live until I pay you!"

　　沃爾特•司各脫和乞丐

　　一天、沃爾特•司各脫爵士在他的住地阿博特斯福特附近騎馬,他來到一個籬笆門前,想過去.一個剛巧在近旁的愛爾蘭乞丐急忙為他打開了門.

　　沃爾特•司各脫想獎賞給他一枚六便士的硬幣,但他在錢包裡找不到便士,於是他給了他一個先令,說:"你將欠我六便士,我親愛的朋友."乞丐說:"上帝保佑您!願閣下長壽,直到我能還清債的那一天!"

　　：Letter

　　A lady employed a maid-servant being very stupid. She asked her to send a letter, saying: "Goposting this letter, Betty, on which the stamp was already placed, I'm afraid the letter will beoverweight. If it is, place the other penny stamp on it."Ten minutes later, Betty returned. Thehostess asked her, "Did you post my letter?" "Yes , I did, Madam."answered Betty. "I hope youdidn't place another stamp on the letter that it would not cover up the address." "Oh, no,madam, I didn't I placed the second stamp just on the first stamp."said Betty.

　　貼郵票

　　一位太太僱了一個愚蠢的女僕.一次她對女僕說:"貝蒂,把這封信寄掉,信封上已經貼了郵票,但我怕信超重.如果真超重,你把另一張一便士的郵票貼上去." 十分鐘後,貝蒂回來了.女主人問她:"你把我的信寄了嗎?"貝蒂回答說:"寄了,太太.""我希望你沒有在貼另一張郵票時 蓋住了信封上的地址.""喔!不,太太,我把第二枚郵票貼在第一枚的上面了."貝蒂說.

　　：Not to Lose the Money

　　"Dick,"said the mother to her little boy, "take the pitcher out of the cupboard and get somebeer. Here is the money, and don't lose it as yesterday." "I shall not lose it today, mother."Dicktook the pitcher and went to the ale-house. "I want three penny worth of beer,"he said. Theale-house man filled the pitcher and asked him: "Where are your three pence?" "I put them intothe pitcher not to lose them."answered Dick.

　　別把錢丟了

　　母親對她的孩子說:"迪克,去把碗櫥裡的大水罐取來,然後去買些啤酒,錢在這裡,別再像昨天那樣把錢給丟了.""我今天不會再把錢丟了,媽媽."迪克拿著水罐去了啤酒店."我要買三便士啤酒."迪克說.啤酒店老闆往大水罐裡裝滿了啤酒,然後問他:"你的三便士錢呢?"迪克回答說:"我把它們放進大水罐裡了,免得丟失."