聖誕節的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是供人當做笑料的事情，普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。小編精心收集了聖誕節的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　聖誕節的英語笑話：答非所問

　　what do sheep say to each other at christmastime?

　　綿羊在聖誕節會對其它同伴說什麼?

　　merry christmas to ewe***發音同you***!

　　母羊聖誕節快樂。***祝你聖誕節快樂***

　　what's the best thing to put into christmas dinner?

　　把什麼放進聖誕大餐上最好。

　　your teeth!

　　你的牙齒。

　　why should christmas dinner always be well done?

　　為什麼聖誕節都要吃大餐?

　　so you can say "merry crispness"!

　　因為你就可以說“吃得快樂”

　　knock knock.

　　咚咚咚。

　　who's there?

　　誰呀

　　mary.

　　瑪麗

　　mary who?

　　哪個mary?

　　mary christmas!

　　mary christmas***聖誕節快樂***

　　a definition of christmas:

　　聖誕節的定義：

　　the time when everyone gets "santa"-mental.

　　人人都為聖誕老人瘋狂。

　　what did one christmas cracker say to the other christmas cracker?

　　一個聖誕節爆竹會對另一個聖誕節爆竹說什麼?

　　my pop is bigger than yours!

　　我的爆炸聲比你的爆炸聲大

　　what do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?

　　你把從富人家偷來禮物送給窮人家的精靈叫什麼?

　　ribbon hood!***robin hood***

　　what comes at the end of christmas day?

　　聖誕節christmas day最後的是什麼?

　　the letter "y"!

　　字母y

　　what do angry mice send to each other in december?

　　生氣的老鼠在12月給每個人送什麼?

　　cross mouse cards! 穿過老鼠卡***christmas card聖誕賀卡***

　　what did adam say on the day before christmas?

　　亞當在聖誕節前一晚說什麼?

　　it's christmas, eve!

　　eve，是聖誕節了。***it's christmas eve 平安夜***

　　聖誕節的英語笑話：limited knowledge

　　聖誕老人知識有限

　　as we were putting out cookies for santa on christmas eve, i accidentally dropped one. "no problem," i said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "you can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "don’t worry. santa will never know." he shot me a look. "so he knows if i’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"

　　平安夜那天，在我們分發餅乾時，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒關係。”我一邊說，一邊撿起來，並在放回盤子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那麼做。”我四歲大的孩子爭論道。“別擔心，聖誕老人不會知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說他知道我有沒有做壞事，而他不知道餅乾掉在地上過?”

　　聖誕節的英語笑話：good lights

　　好燈

　　a customer walked into our store looking for christmas lights. i showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. i did, and each one lit up. "great," she said. i carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. but as i handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "i don’t want this box," she said abruptly. "it’s been opened."

　　一位顧客進我們的商店買聖誕燈。我給她看了我們店裡最好的牌子，但還需確認一下燈泡是否正常。她讓我把燈泡從盒子裡拿出來，然後通上電。我照做了。每一個燈泡都是正常的。她說:“非常好。”我小心翼翼地把這串聖誕燈放回盒子裡。可當我把這一盒燈泡交給她時，她吃驚地看著我，突然說：“我不要這一盒，它開啟過的。”