有趣的英文小笑話

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?

　　老師：傑克，你為什麼不認真聽課?

　　Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.

　　傑克：老師，我正在聽課呀!

　　Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.

　　老師：如果你剛才在聽課，那告訴我剛才我說的什麼。

　　Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening

　　傑克：您說的是：“傑克，你為什麼不認真聽課?”

　　篇二

　　Access to a reporter to go to the North Pole 100 penguins. He asked the first penguins to hisusual interest is. The first penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Puzzled reporter asked to saywhat is playing Peas ah? Bird Penguin said nothing and left.

　　一位記者要去北極訪問100只企鵝.。他就問第一隻企鵝他平時的興趣是什麼。第一隻企鵝說：吃飯、睡覺、打豆豆。 記者疑惑的問說什麼是打豆豆啊?那隻企鵝沒說什麼就走了。

　　The reporter thought: Well, do not speak do not speak. He also visited the second penguinsusually interested in what it is. The second penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Pound, how isplaying? Reporters and thinking to himself.

　　那位記者想：好吧，不講就不講。他又訪問第二隻企鵝它平時的興趣是什麼。第二隻企鵝說：吃飯、睡覺、打豆豆。怎麼又是打咚咚?記者在心裡嘀咕著。

　　One after another from access to the first 99 penguins to their usual interest in penguins are“eating, sleeping, playing Peas.” Until the 100 penguins. He said you asked the usual interests? 100 penguins: eat, sleep. Journalists find it very strange and asked it: “how do you do not playPeas?” 100 penguins: “Because I’m Peas ah.”

　　接二連三的從訪問第一隻企鵝到第99只企鵝它們平時的興 趣都是“吃飯、睡覺、打豆豆”。直到第100只企鵝。記者問他說你平時的興趣是什麼? 第100只企鵝：吃飯、睡覺。 記者覺得很奇怪，便問它：“你怎麼不打豆豆呢?” 第100只企鵝：“因為我就是豆豆啊。”

　　篇三

　　If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want ahug, I'll be your pillow.

　　如果你感到孤獨，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。

　　If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...wait for your salary.

　　如果你想要快樂，我做你的微笑。如果你想要錢……等著發工資吧!