經典英語超搞笑笑話大全_英語詩歌

　　幽默和笑話有概念上的區別,笑話是滑稽言談本身,幽默在這裡則被作為心智和性情層面上的概念來看待。下面是小編帶來的經典英語超搞笑笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典英語超搞笑笑話篇一

　　Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?

　　John：Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理.現在,誰給我舉個例子?

　　約翰：嗯,在夏天天都長,在冬天天都短.

　　經典英語超搞笑笑話篇二

　　I think that I'm a chicken

　　 your problem?

　　Patient:I think I'm a chicken.

　　 long has this been going on?

　　 since I was an egg!

　　精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服?

　　病人：我認為我是一隻雞.

　　精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的?

　　病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始.

　　經典英語超搞笑笑話篇三

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一個城市裡的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裡人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地 上，手中抱著一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裡人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫 回答說，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"

　　經典英語超搞笑笑話篇四

　　The mean man's party

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?吝嗇鬼請客

　　一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了.他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓,找中間那個門,然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴.門開了之後,再用你的腳把門推開.”

　　“為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“你的雙手得拿禮物啊.天哪,你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答.

　　經典英語超搞笑笑話篇五

　　The Fish Net

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　魚網

　　你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。

　　經典英語超搞笑笑話篇六

　　a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

　　一名偉人

　　老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎? 學生：當然。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。

　　經典英語超搞笑笑話篇七

　　Two students missing to exam

　　Two undergraduates had a week of toughexams coming up. But it was too late for them to start the review. Theirbiggest exam was on Wednesday and they tried to trick their professor by sayingthat their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire andthey needed a bit more time to study.

　　兩個本科生在一週後即將迎來一個魔鬼考試周。然而他們實在複習的太遲了。最重要的一場考試在週三，然而他們決定欺騙一下教授，謊稱前夜車輪漏氣拋錨了，所以請求多一些考試準備時間。

　　The professor granted them another day tostudy. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were surethat they knew just about everything.

　　教授多給了他們一天時間去準備。當夜，他們一夜沒睡，徹夜苦讀，確信知識點已經瞭解，並且全部搞懂。

　　Arriving at class the next morning, eachboy was assigned to separate classroom to take the exam. As each sat down, theyread the instruction:

　　次日到達教師之後，兩個學生被分配到不同的教室進行考試。當他們坐定，看到試卷上說明如下：

　　“For 5 points, explain the contents of atomand how to evaluate the stability of it with appropriate reference. For 95points, tell me WHICH tire it was!”

　　“解釋原子成分並藉助適當的資料評估其穩定性，共計5分;剩餘95分是請告訴我是哪一個輪胎漏的氣!”