最短英語笑話

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　　最短經典英語笑話篇一

　　A desendant of King Kong

　　Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.

　　Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.

　　最短經典英語笑話篇二

　　Close his eyes

　　On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.

　　"What's the matter? Are you sick?"

　　"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."

　　最短經典英語笑話篇三

　　Jealous foreman

　　Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "

　　Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."

　　最短經典英語笑話篇四

　　Magic glasses

　　Patient: Doc, will I be able to read with these glasses?啊

　　Doc: You sure will.

　　Patient: That's great! I never could read before.

　　最短經典英語笑話篇五

　　I made granny glad

　　A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

　　"Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've made someone glad yesterday."

　　"Well done. Who was that!"

　　"My granny."

　　"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home.' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

　　最短經典英語笑話篇六

　　Distributing chewing gum

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping.

　　When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　最短經典英語笑話篇七

　　Why blood doesn't rush to feet

　　A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?

　　B: It's because your feet aren't empty.