最短的英語笑話

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。下面是小編整理的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　你是下一個You're nextYou're next

　　When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.

　　My grandmother would tell me, "You're next."

　　However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

　　篇二

　　誰跳得更高Who jumps higherWho jumps higher

　　Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

　　A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

　　篇三

　　The secret for a long happy life

　　A woman said to an old man. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"

　　"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

　　"That's amazing. How old are you?"

　　"26."

　　篇四

　　Why are hen's legs so short?

　　Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

　　Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?

　　篇五

　　Which part?

　　A: "I was born in California."

　　B: "Which part?"

　　A: "All of me."

　　篇六

　　Which machine can I use

　　A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

　　The trainer replied: "Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"

　　篇七

　　One dollar

　　Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

　　Vincent: One dollar.