爆笑的英語笑話

　　幽默與笑話作為人們調侃、娛樂或諷刺的一種方式,是能供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性藝術化的語言形式。下面是小編帶來的經典爆笑英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典爆笑英語小笑話篇一

　　Excellent Skills 絕妙的技巧

　　Excellent Skills

　　After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

　　In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.

　　絕妙的技巧

　　我的朋友們在繁忙的紐瓦克機場著陸後，他們卻不能招呼到腳伕來幫他們搬行李。無奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。

　　一個頻寬邊帽的人馬上來到他身邊。“先生，”腳伕說道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”

　　經典爆笑英語小笑話篇二

　　I'd rather buy a gift 我寧願買一件禮物

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　我寧願買一件禮物

　　旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒關係”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻後回答說，“我寧願給你買一件禮物”。

　　經典爆笑英語小笑話篇三

　　The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會

　　The Mean Man's Party

　　The notorious***聲名狼藉的，臭名昭著的*** cheap skate***小氣鬼*** finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow***肘部，扶手*** . When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　吝嗇鬼的聚會

　　一個聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了後，再用你的腳把門推開。”

　　“為什麼我要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答，“你總不會空著手來吧?”

　　經典爆笑英語小笑話篇四

　　Visual training 視力訓練

　　Visual Training

　　The squad***班，小隊*** were having "visual training". One smart recruit***新兵，招募*** was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway***遙遠的，恍惚的*** that the men appeared as mere dots, butunhesitatingly***迅速地*** the recruit replied：

　　"Sixteen men and a sergeant***中士，軍士*** , sir."

　　"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　"He's not doing any digging, sir."

　　視力訓練

　　班裡正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上採掘隊的人數。採掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

　　“十六個兵外加一箇中士，長官。”

　　“正確，可是你怎麼知道那兒有一箇中士?”

　　“他不幹活，長官。”

　　經典爆笑英語小笑話篇五

　　Sunset 日落

　　Sunset

　　Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

　　日落

　　父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學過畫畫。 朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。