適合初一學的英語笑話

　　近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象在網路、雜誌上十分盛行。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裡了。”

　　"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”

　　"no, but i am always thirsty!"

　　“不疼，可是我總感到口渴!”

　　篇2

　　The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!" Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor." "Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

　　粗心的教授大聲地喊道：“凱特，到黑板前面來!”另外一個學生說：“教授，凱特沒來。”“別出聲，讓凱特自己講。”

　　篇3

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, “Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”

　　“Why did it make you late?” inquired the teacher.

　　“Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time.” replied Mike.

　　麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢裡觀看了一場球賽。”

　　“為什麼它會讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。

　　“因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續的時間長了。”麥克回答說。

　　篇4

　　A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.

　　He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the

　　water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

　　"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"

　　"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

　　一位父親打算讓自己的兒子知道酒精有多麼可怕。他把分別把兩隻蟲子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌裡做對比。清水裡蟲子安然無恙，結果威士忌裡的蟲子蜷縮了幾下就掛掉了。"所以，兒子啊，"父親問道，"得出什麼結論?" "恩，這說明，你只要喝酒的話，肚裡就不會長蟲了!"