適合小學生的英語小笑話故事大全

　　笑話不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。小編整理了適合小學生的英語小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　適合小學生的英語小笑話故事篇一

　　A woman was singing. One of the guests tamed to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

　　一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評道:

　　"What a terrible voice!” he said. "Do you know who she is?"

　　“多難聽的嗓音!”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎?”

　　"Yes，” was the answer. "She is my wife.”

　　“知道。”男士回答，“她是我太太。”

　　"Oh，I beg your pardon.”The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. "I wonder who wrote that awful song.”

　　“噢，請你原諒、”客人說:“當然，她的嗓音並不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”

　　“I did.” was the answer.

　　“是我。”男士回答道。

　　適合小學生的英語小笑話故事篇二

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on，the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

　　一輛公共汽車已經相當擁擠，還有一個人想擠進來，乘客不讓他上去。

　　"It’s too crowded,” they shouted. "What do you think you are?"

　　“太擠了。”他們喊道:“你以為你是誰?”

　　"I'm the driver,” he said.

　　“我是司機。”他回答說。

　　適合小學生的英語小笑話故事篇三

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　湯姆:約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　湯姆:真糟糕，怎麼回事?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　約翰尼:我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。