關於假日的短篇英語笑話

　　假期要多讀點書，不能光靠看電視打發日子。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　Mr Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said, "I am going to go to the mountains by train."

　　He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got into the train. He had beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off.

　　Mr Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window too. The other people in the carriage laughed. "Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?" they asked.

　　"No," Mr Jones answered, "but there's no name and no address in my hat, and there's name and an address on the bag. Someone's going to find both of them near each other, and he's going to send me the bag and the hat."

　　瓊斯先生有幾天假期，於是他說：“我要乘火車山區度假。”

　　他穿上最好的衣服，拿了一個手提包，到了火車站上了車。他戴了一頂漂亮的帽子。在旅途中不時地把頭伸向車窗外觀看山中的風景，結果他的帽子被風吹跑了。

　　瓊斯先生立即拿起自己的拎包，把它也扔到了窗外。車廂裡的乘客都笑了，他們問瓊斯先生：“難道拎包會把你漂亮的帽子找回來嗎?”

　　“不會。”瓊斯先生說，“但是，我的帽子上面沒有姓名也沒有地址，可我的包上卻又有姓名又有地址。有人會在不遠的地方發現這兩樣東西，然後他會把帽子連同帽子一起寄給我的。”

　　篇二

　　A Short Holiday

　　Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.

　　He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country life. Spend a few weeks at Willow Farm. Good food, fresh air, horse riding, walking, fishing. Reasonable prices ."

　　" This sounds like a good idea." he thought, " I' 11 spend a month at Willow Farm. I'll enjoy horse riding, walking and fishing. They'll make a change from sitting by the seaside.

　　Four days later he returned home.

　　"What' s wrong with Willow Farm ?" his friend asked him. " Didn't you enjoy country life ?"

　　"Country life was fine," Alan said." But there was another problem.

　　"Oh, what?"

　　Well, the first day I was there a sheep died, and we had roast lamb for dinner.

　　“Fresh meat is the best."I know, but on the second day a cow died, and we had roast beef for dinner. "

　　"Lucky you!"

　　"You don't understand," Alan said." On the third day a pig died and we had roast pork for dinner."

　　" A different roast every day." Jack exclaimed.

　　"Let me finish," Alan said." On the fourth day the farmer died and I didn't dare stay for dinner!" 短期假日

　　亞倫在一個城市的公司工作。他十分努力地工作，期望著休假。

　　以前休假，他經常去海邊。但有一年，他看到報紙上有一則廣告：“領略鄉村生活。在唯利屋農場度假數週，可享受：美味佳餚、新鮮空氣、騎馬、散步、垂釣。價格合理。”

　　“這到是個好主意，”他想，“我要在唯利屋過上一個月，去享受騎馬的樂趣，還要去散步、釣魚。這肯定與坐在海邊不同。”

　　四天後，他回來了。

　　“唯利屋發生什麼事了?”他的朋友問他，“你不喜歡那裡的鄉村生活嗎?”

　　“鄉村生活是很好，”亞倫說，“但是有一個問題。”

　　“什麼?”

　　“第一天，一隻羊死了。我們的飯是烤羊肉。”

　　“新鮮肉最好。”

　　“我知道，但是第二天，一隻牛死了。於是我們吃的是烤牛肉。”

　　“你真是幸運。”

　　“你不知道，”亞倫說，“第三天，一頭豬死了。我們就吃烤豬肉。”

　　“每天吃不同的燒烤。”

　　“讓我說完，”亞倫說，“第四天，農場主死了。我不敢呆在那裡吃飯了。”

　　篇三

　　A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航遊

　　One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment.

　　Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."

　　"I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."

　　一愚笨之人讀到一則假日巡航遊只須花100元的廣告。在他簽了字付了款後，旅遊經紀人用棒猛擊了他一下，把他打昏了過去，並把他從後門扔進了河裡。不久又來了一個人，付了錢並得到了相同的待遇。 十五分鐘後，這兩個人一起向河的下游漂去。第一個人說：“不知道他們這次巡航遊是否提供食物。” “不知道，”第二個人說道，“去年是沒有的。”

　　
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