英語幽默趣味小故事

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今，笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：賭博

　　“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ”

　　“ Leave it to me, ” said the principal.

　　A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him,” he said.

　　“ How? ”

　　“ Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, ” I bet that's a false beard, “ How much? I said, and he said $ 5 ”

　　“ What happened ? ” asked the father.

　　“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson! ”

　　“ No, it won't,” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ”

　　“ 我想你幫我制止我兒子賭博。 ” 一位焦急的父親對兒子的校長說。 “ 我不知道他從哪兒學來的，總是賭 , 賭 , 賭。 ”“ 交給我吧! ” 校長說。

　　一週後，他打電話給男孩的父親。 “ 我想我已使他改邪歸正。 ” 他說。

　　“ 怎麼辦到的? ”

　　“ 噢，他看著我的鬍子，然後說： ' 我打賭那是假鬍子。 ' ' 賭多少錢? ' 我問，他說 5 美元。 ”

　　“ 後來怎樣? ” 父親問道。

　　“ 於是他拉扯了我的鬍子後，知道那是貨真價實的，我就要他給我 5 美元。我敢肯定我給了他一個教訓。 ”

　　“ 不行，那沒用。 ” 父親說。 “ 星期一他和我賭了 10 美元，說週末他可以讓你允許他拔你的鬍子! ”

　　：金魚

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold them!

　　斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

　　斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!

　　：拳擊和賽跑

　　Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, “This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight.”

　　Friend: “But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who's also been taught how to box.”

　　Dan: “I'm teaching him how to run, too.”

　　丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。”

　　朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?”

　　丹：“我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑。”