有關英語笑話短文閱讀

　　英語笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編整理了有關英語笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關英語笑話短文：Duel

　　A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

　　It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

　　"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

　　"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

　　"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his big sister!"

　　有關英語笑話短文：The climate of New Zealand

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　Matthew: Very cold, sir.

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　有關英語笑話短文：Bad Language

　　Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father is getting tired of it. So he decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, “Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests.”

　　Two days before Christmas, Justin’s father asks him what he wants for Christmas. “I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.”

　　On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, “What did Santa bring you this year?”

　　Justin replies, “I think I got a goddamn dog, but I can’t find the son of a bitch!”

　　有關英語笑話短文：A Present 凱特的禮物

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

　　Mom: No, Honey, what?

　　Kate: A nice teapot.

　　Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

　　Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

　　凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什麼生日禮物嗎?

　　媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什麼呀?

　　凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。

　　媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。

　　凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。

　　有關英語笑話短文：Great Event

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　林肯過生日

　　老師：1809年發生了什麼重大事件?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕·林肯誕生。

　　老師：正確。那麼1812年發生了什麼重要事件呢?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕·林肯過他的三週歲生日。