關於短點的英語小笑話

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained，" and cut my face.”

　　一個星期天的早上，牧師向公眾道歉自己臉上的膠布，“刮臉的時候，我在考慮我的說教詞，”他解釋著，“所以就把臉劃破了。”

　　Afterward，in the collection plate，he found a note:"Next time，why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "

　　佈道之後，在捐款盤上，他發現一個紙條，上面寫著:“下次，為什麼不考慮一下你的臉，而把說教詞劃了呢?"

　　篇2

　　My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

　　手術後，我父親的健康狀況有所下降，但他的幽默感卻依然如故。

　　"Teddy,"the doctor told him，"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

　　“泰德，”醫生對父親說:“你知道，你可不能像以前那樣工作了。”

　　" Well，doctor,"said my father，"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to，you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

　　“大夫，”我父親說:“如果我不能像以前那樣工作，你也不能像以前那樣向我索價了。”

　　篇3

　　I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said，"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."

　　我被叫到經理辦公室，經理問我為什麼在報告中出了個錯。“先生，”我說:“你必須瞭解，我有四個白痴下屬.”

　　He looked up from his desk-and said，"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”

　　經理抬起頭看了看我說:“你已經夠幸運的了，我有五個呢!”

　　篇4

　　Knowing my husband's habit of sampling everything I bake，I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:"Counted—one dozen."When I returned，two tarts had disappeared, and the note had been altered to read:"Think metric.”

　　我丈夫有個習慣，凡是我燒烤的東西，他都要認真檢查清點。一次，我做了12個餡餅。臨走，我在旁邊留了個條子，“已數好—一打.”等我回來時，我發現少了兩個餅，而且條子上多了一行字:“按公制法計算。”