英文笑話大全簡短

　　近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在網際網路、電視節目、書籍雜誌上廣泛流傳。小編整理了簡短英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡短英文笑話篇一

　　A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

　　一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”

　　And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

　　“我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。

　　簡短英文笑話篇二

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　簡短英文笑話篇三

　　On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

　　在公共汽車上一人發現一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋裡。

　　"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."

　　“對不起，”他對小偷說，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情了。”

　　簡短英文笑話篇四

　　A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

　　“我把丈夫變成了一個百萬富翁。”一個女人告訴她的朋友。

　　"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

　　“那他結婚前是什麼樣的呢?”朋友問。

　　The woman replied, "A billionaire."

　　“那時他是個千萬富翁。”

　　簡短英文笑話篇五

　　One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"

　　一天一個年輕的商人問他女朋友：“親愛的，如果我破產了你還會嫁給我嗎?”

　　"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.

　　“當然會。”女孩堅定的回答。

　　"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.

　　“你是說真的嗎?”他問道。

　　"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.

　　“這正是我想問你的問題。”女孩說。