搞笑校園英語笑話大全

　　在日常生活中,幽默笑話無處不在,我們經常能夠發現它、感覺到它、體味它。它早已不再是少數幽默家的專利品,而成為廣大人民須臾可不缺少的伴侶。下面是小編帶來的搞笑校園英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　搞笑校園英語笑話篇一

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

　　老農約翰遜就要死了。

　　The family was standing around his bed.

　　他的家人都站在床邊。

　　With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

　　他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。”

　　Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

　　妻子說：“不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。”

　　Johnson: "But I want you to."

　　約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做。”

　　Wife: "But why?"

　　妻子：“為什麼?”

　　Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”

　　搞笑校園英語笑話篇二

　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.

　　“沒有關係，”一位先生說，

　　Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”

　　搞笑校園英語笑話篇三

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

　　搞笑校園英語笑話篇四

　　Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

　　精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服?

　　Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

　　病人：我認為我是一隻雞。

　　Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

　　精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的?

　　Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

　　病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始。

　　搞笑校園英語笑話篇五

　　A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

　　一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金髮女郎正走在公園裡。

　　Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.

　　突然，黑人女人發現了一隻死去的小鳥。

　　"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

　　“哦!看這隻死去的小鳥。”她悲傷地說。

　　The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

　　金髮女郎停下了腳步，她抬頭望著天空，問道：“哪，在那?”