簡單的英語短篇笑話

　　近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在網際網路、電視節目、書籍雜誌上廣泛流傳。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事?”

　　“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

　　“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

　　“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢。”

　　篇二

　　Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.

　　'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'

　　'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.

　　瑪麗非常討厭丈夫吸菸，一天對他抱怨說：“我希望有一天所有捲菸廠都失火。”

　　“不用擔心，親愛的，所有的菸捲遲早都會點著的。”他笑著說。

　　篇三

　　Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

　　Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

　　媽媽：你為什麼不停地跳上跳下的?

　　湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了

　　篇四

　　Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

　　Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

　　媽媽：你為什麼不停地跳上跳下的?

　　湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了