大學英語笑話對話大全

　　冷笑話是近幾年出現的一個新詞,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象,它具有強大的生命力,一時間大紅大紫。小編整理了大學英語笑話對話，歡迎閱讀!

　　大學英語笑話對話篇一

　　服務員，這隻蒼蠅在我湯裡幹什麼?

　　看起來象是在仰泳，先生……

　　Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

　　Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

　　大學英語笑話對話篇二

　　The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老師

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。

　　大學英語笑話對話篇三

　　一個律師開啟他的寶馬車門，突然一輛汽車駛過來把門撞飛了，警察趕到現場，律師正痛苦地抱怨毀壞了他心愛的寶馬。

　　“警察同志，看看他們把我的車弄的!!!”律師哀怨地說。

　　“你們律師真是物質至上，我很不舒服!”警察反駁說，“你這麼關心你可惡的寶馬，你可能沒有注意到你的左胳膊也沒了。”

　　律師終於注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的勞力士手錶在哪兒?”

　　A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

　　"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

　　"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"