初中英語幽默小故事精選

　　從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：一個更好的郵遞員

　　I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble.

　　One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards me.It growled and barked at me, I threw the letters over the fence. The dog picked them up and carried them into the house. The dog was a better mailman than I was!

　　我當過很短時間的郵遞員。然而，我害怕狗，而且也有過不少麻煩。

　　有一天，我設法到一座大房子去遞送幾封信。我開始開啟門，這時，突然一隻很大的狗朝我跑來。它朝我嚎叫、咆哮著，因此我把信件扔在了柵欄上。那隻狗拾起那些信件，把信件帶進了大房子。比起我來講，那隻狗是個更好的郵遞員。

　　初中英語幽默小故事精選2：廣告的威力

　　Some businessmen were talking about advertising on tv excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view。

　　At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. grey was a car dealer and he had once made an advertisement。

　　"What are you talking about?" Mr. Grey asked。

　　"Does advertisement work or not?" one of the businessmen asked。

　　"Oh, yes, it works very fast," Mr. Grey said. " I once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of $100."

　　"Did you get the dog back?"

　　"No, but that very night three of my cars were stolen."

　　一群商人正熱烈地討論在電視上做廣告。他們中沒有人做過，所以每個人都有自己的想法。

　　此時，格雷先生進來了。格雷是一個汽車經銷商，他曾經做過一次廣告。

　　“你們在討論什麼?”格雷先生問。

　　“廣告有用不?”其中一位商人問。

　　“噢，有用，而且見效非常快。”格雷先生說，“我曾經發布了一條廣告，要花100美金尋找一條丟失的看門狗。”

　　“你的狗找到了嗎?”

　　“沒，但是那個晚上我的三輛車被偷走了。”

　　初中英語幽默小故事精選3：做自己不喜歡的事情

　　A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry,honked his horn.

　　"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, "I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by.

　　"What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.

　　"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.

　　一位農民和他的兒子坐著馬車來到一條狹窄的小巷， 他們看到一個司機正往他們這個方向開來。兩個方向2英里以內已經沒有空間讓他們擦身而過了。司機焦急地按著喇叭。

　　“假如你不往後退，”農民擼著袖子說，“我並不喜歡我將要必須去做的事。”司機甚是驚訝，掛了倒擋，退後了2英里，讓馬車先過去了。

　　“剛才你說你並不喜歡做的事是什麼啊?”農民的兒子問。

　　“退後2英里。”農民回答。

　　初中英語幽默小故事精選4：數學沒及格

　　My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychologystudent.

　　"Mom," he said excitedly, "I have found the answer to surviving college! It isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I'm lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!"

　　"And just what does this mean?" I asked.

　　"I'm flunking math." he replied.

　　我的兒子是印第安那市曼西爾波州立大學的學生，大學一年級的時候，他的名字就被列在了系主任的表揚名單上。大學二年級的時候，他學的是心理學。剛開學沒幾個星期，他就往家裡打了一個電話。

　　“媽媽，”他興奮地說，“我已經找到了在大學生存下去的答案!分數不是最重要的，重要的是具備如何把學到的知識應用於日常生活的素質。幸運的是，我擁有了這種奇妙的經歷!”

　　“你說的這些究竟是什麼意思?”我問道。

　　“我數學沒及格。”他回答道。

　　以上就是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!