簡單的英語笑話及漢語翻譯

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：A Dead Fly 一隻死蒼蠅

　　Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

　　Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.

　　史密斯先生：服務員，我的湯裡有一隻死蒼蠅。

　　服務員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的。

　　：Christmas Service 聖誕節的禱告

　　It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.

　　"Well," said the clergyman, "I guess there's no point in having a service today."

　　"Well that's not how I see it." said the farmer. "If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it."

　　這是一個寒冷的聖誕節清晨，霧很重，積雪很厚。只有一名農民和牧師設法到達教堂做禱告。

　　牧師說：“ 我想今天做禱告是沒有意義的。”

　　“我可不這麼認為。”農民說，“只要有一隻奶牛在餵養時出現，我仍然餵它。”

　　：Office Christmas party 辦公室聖誕晚會

　　"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked hiscolleague veduchina.

　　"Well" replied his friend, "I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become veryanxious if I stay out late."

　　"Pet?" replied the young man, "I didn't know you'd got one. What is it veduchina?"

　　"A centipede veduchina."

　　"A centipede? That's unusual." But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?"

　　“你明天去參加公司組織的聖誕晚會嗎?” 一個年輕人問他的同事。

　　“我當然想去”朋友回答到，“但是我必須呆在家裡，因為如果我回去太晚我的寵物會很擔憂!”

　　“寵物?”年輕人回答到，“我不知道你還有寵物，是什麼寵物?“

　　“一隻蜈蚣。”

　　“一隻蜈蚣?那很常見啊。那不是問題，你可以把它帶上啊!”

　　：Falling Down 他一定是在吹牛

　　A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.

　　"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"

　　"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"

　　"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"

　　一個人在吹牛，說他們國家得事情是多麼不可思議。最後，他開始講他的國家的建築物有多麼高。

　　“有一個樓房特別高，我的朋友亞歷克斯用了72小時才從它上面跌下來!”

　　“哦，我的天啊!”他的朋友說。“當然他一定死了!”

　　“當然。他沒有食物和水達3天之久!”

　　：Drunken Humour 醉漢的幽默

　　Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.

　　Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

　　Wife: I love you, dear.

　　妻子：親愛的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，飯桌上老嘮叨一件事。

　　丈夫：真的嗎?千萬別信一個醉漢說的話，對了，我都說了什麼?

　　妻子：我愛你，親愛的。