小學英語小笑話故事帶翻譯

　　笑話作為民間口頭創作,深受廣大人民喜愛,笑話從一定程度上反映了社會現實、民族心態及價值觀。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　至少要買這些

　　My husband is generally not a very romantic person，so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd wedding anniversary he surprised me with 17 roses. Curious about the odd amount，I asked him if there was a special significance to buying 17 roses rather than the normal one or two dozen.

　　我丈夫可不是什麼浪漫的人。所以，在結婚23週年紀念日那天，當他送給我17支玫瑰時我感到很驚奇。我對這17的數字感到很好奇，於是就這問我丈夫，不去買一打或兩打玫瑰，而是買17支玫瑰是否暗示著什麼意義。

　　" No,"he answered.“that was the minimum amount that could be charged."

　　“沒什麼特別的意義。”他答道:“再少人家就不賣了。”

　　篇2

　　受賄有術

　　A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“The wheeler-dealer pointed out that he could sell the car to the politician for$20.

　　一位名人想送一輛汽車給一位政治家。"您知道我是不能接受這輛汽車的.”政治家反對道。“那會被認為是受埔。”那位身為汽車商的名人出了個主意說他可以以20元的價錢把

　　這輛車賣給這位政治家。

　　“In that case,"replied the elected official，"I'll take two of them..”

　　政治家答道:“如果是這樣，那我買兩輛吧。”

　　篇3

　　填表

　　Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says 'Experience' ?" Joe whispered.

　　兩位流浪漢已到了窮困潦倒的境地，他們只好打破了常規，來到了招工辦公室找工作。

　　"Try road labor or farm,"said Pete.

　　“在關於‘經歷’這一欄裡，我填寫什麼呢?”喬小聲地問。

　　Joe grimaced and printed painstakingly, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth.”Pete,"he hissed,"how d'ya spell0 farm?"

　　“你寫修路工或幹農活吧!”彼特說。

　　With the superior attitude of an educated man，his friend replied,"E一I一E一I一0.”

　　喬滿臉愁容地在那裡吃力地寫著，最後他把舌頭伸出嘴角不好意思地問:“彼特，怎麼拼農場這個字?”

　　帶著一種似乎是受過教育的高傲態度，他的朋友回答說:"E一I一E一I一Oe"