簡單小學英語笑話

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

　　老師：你們是想要半個橘子還是十分之五的橘子?

　　Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

　　Gerald：我寧願要那半個。

　　Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

　　老師：認真想想再告訴我為什麼。

　　Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

　　Gerald：因為要是你把桔子切成了十分之五，那橙汁都流失了。

　　2：

　　One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope.

　　一天，父親讓他8歲的兒子去寄一封信。兒子拿了信走了。這時父親記起來他還沒有在信封上寫收信人的名字和地址。

　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter into the mail box?"

　　兒子回來後，父親問他：“你把信放進郵箱了嗎?”

　　"Certainly."

　　“當然。”

　　"You didn't notice that?the envelope does not have address and addressee's name on it?"

　　“你難道沒注意到信封上沒寫收信人的名字和地址嗎?”

　　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　　“我當然看到信封上什麼也沒寫。”

　　"Then why?didn't you take it back?"

　　“那是為什麼?你怎麼沒有把信拿回來?”

　　"I thought that you?did not write address and addressee, because you wouldn't let me know to whom you send the letter!"

　　“我想你沒有寫姓名和地址是不想讓我知道你寫信給誰。”

　　3：

　　In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked, "What kinds of bird do you like best, Jack?"

　　課上，老師出示了有各種鳥的圖片，然而問道，“你最喜歡哪中鳥呢，傑克?”

　　Jack answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

　　傑克回答道，“炸雞，先生。”

　　4：

　　"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, "there's a big black cat in the dining-room."

　　“爸爸”，吉姆跑到客廳說，“餐廳裡有隻大黑貓。”

　　"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."

　　沒有關係，吉米，”父親懶洋洋地說，“黑貓是幸運貓。”

　　"This one is, he's just had your dinner!"

　　“他是很幸運，他剛剛把你的飯吃了!”