幽默簡單英語故事翻譯

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

　　夏洛克福爾摩斯和華生醫生在野營。他們在滿天星星下紮了營之後就睡著了。

　　Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

　　半夜的某個時刻，福爾摩斯把華生叫醒了，說：“華生，看看天上的星星，告訴我你看到了什麼?”

　　Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

　　華生答道：“我看到了很多很多的星星。”

　　Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

　　福爾摩斯說：“那麼就此你推斷出了什麼?”

　　Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

　　華生答道：“哦，如果這裡有數百萬星星，即使之中只有一些行星，在那裡也很可能有些行星和地球一樣。如果那裡確有些行星和地球一樣，那麼那裡可能有生物。”

　　And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

　　福爾摩斯說道：“華生，你這個笨蛋，這麼多星星就意味著我們的帳篷被人偷了。”

　　2：

　　"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it."

　　“今天你一定會對我感到滿意的，媽媽。”從學校回來的迪克對媽媽說。“我把車費省下來了。我上學沒有坐公交車，我跟著公交車一路跑到學校去的。”

　　"Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."

　　“哦，”他的媽媽笑道，“下次你要跟著計程車跑，那樣你會省下更多。”

　　3：

　　Mrs. Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING."

　　這一天，布朗太太要外出。她鎖好房門，並在門上給給送奶工人留下了紙條：“無人在家，請勿留下任何東西!”

　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:"THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!"

　　那天晚上她回來的時候，她發現房門被撞開了，她的房子被洗劫一空。她所留的紙條上被加上了一句：“謝謝!我們什麼也沒留下!”

　　4：

　　Today we would like to thank Albert for his service to our company. Albert is someone who does not know the meaning of impossible task, who does not know the meaning of lunch break, who does not understand the meaning of the word no. So we have clubbed together and bought Albert a dictionary.

　　今天我們要謝謝艾伯特為我們公司所做的付出。艾伯特從不知道世上有不可能完成的任務，艾伯特從不知道午飯後要休息，艾伯特從不知道說“不”。所以今天我們一起湊份子給艾伯特買了——一本字典。