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　　搞笑短篇英文笑話：A school report

　　學校成績單

　　The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful***憤怒的*** as he read,

　　"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad***少年，小夥子***.

　　"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And hepointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."

　　父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學校成績單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：

　　“英語，差;法語，差;數學，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發抖的兒子一眼。

　　“爸爸，”兒子說，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優。”

　　搞笑短篇英文笑話：Two Birds 兩隻鳥

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎? 學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老師：請說說看。 學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　搞笑短篇英文笑話：Is ink so expensive

　　墨水很貴嗎

　　Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet.

　　兒子：爸爸，墨水很貴嗎? 父親：不貴呀，你為什麼這麼想? 兒子：哦，我把墨水灑了一點在地毯上，媽媽好象挺著急的。

　　搞笑短篇英文笑話：All Right

　　Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."

　　"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."

　　沒關係

　　我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的***譯註:在一些國家如英國,其交通規則是車輛左行的,與我國相反***。“啊噢，”意識到犯了錯誤，我說。“我剛才拐彎是違章的。”

　　“我想那沒關係的，”女兒回答說：“我們後面的警車也同樣拐了彎。”