簡單英文笑話故事

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　　：早餐

　　Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can sec what you had for breakfast this morning.

　　老師:沃爾特，你為什麼不洗臉?我可以看出你今天早餐吃了什麼。

　　Pupil: What was it?

　　學生:那是什麼?

　　Teacher: Eggs.

　　老師:雞蛋。

　　, sir. That was yesterday.

　　學生:錯了，先生。那是昨天的。

　　：A Wild Guess

　　大膽的猜想

　　Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery,he ran down the street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The professor asked if anyone knew

　　what that meant.

　　我們的物理教授千方白計地引導學生討論阿基米德的排水原理。他告訴我們，阿基米德去公共浴池洗澡，他進入池子，發現水漲高了，溢位池沿。他對這一發現十分激動，跑到街上高喊:"Eureka, eureka!”教授問我們誰知道他喊的是什麼意思。

　　One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked! I'm naked!"

　　一個學生站起來答道:“我光屁股啦，我光屁股啦!”

　　：能讓我們老師回去嗎?

　　While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

　　在訪問一聽鄉村學校時，教育委員會主席因為隔壁房間裡不守規矩的學生們發出的噪音而憤怒不已。他氣憤地推開門，一把抓住一個身材較高的男生，他似乎說話最多。他拖著男生到另一個房間，並禮他他站在牆角。

　　A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"

　　幾分鐘後，一個小男孩探進頭來，懇求道:“求求您，先生，能讓我們的老師回去嗎?”