初一爆笑的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　英語笑話是日常生活中常見的現象,被廣泛應用於電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂節目中。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：Cry

　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"湯姆，你弟弟怎麼了?" 媽媽在廚房裡問。"他在哭。"

　　"沒事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因為我不給他吃。"

　　"他已經吃完自己的了麼?"

　　"是的。" "我幫他吃完時，他也哭了。"

　　：The kitchen is so dark

　　廚房裡太黑了

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returnedand said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　：He Won 他贏了

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。 湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒? 約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

　　：Nest and Hair

　　鳥窩與頭髮

　　My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

　　"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

　　"I didn't see the bird, ma'am, only the nest," replied the child.

　　"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her.

　　"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair."

　　我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一隻鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。

　　“是什麼鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。

　　“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。

　　“那麼，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。

　　“哦，老師，就像你的頭髮一樣。”

　　：Micro-parents forum

　　微型家長座談會

　　Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?"

　　Dad: "What ah?"

　　Son: "The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum!"

　　Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"

　　Son: "It's only a class teacher, you and I participate in!"

　　兒子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空嗎?”

　　爸爸：“什麼事啊?”

　　兒子：“學校要開微型家長座談會!”

　　爸爸：“什麼叫微型家長座談會?”

　　兒子：“就是隻有班主任，你和我參加!”