英語腦筋急轉彎加漢語

　　英語的幽默和中文的幽默可能不盡相同，但是都能讓人發笑，讓人開心。以下是小編為大家準備的，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語腦筋急轉彎

　　Questions:

　　1.Which will burn longer, the candles in the good old days

　　or the candles of today

　　以前的蠟燭和現在的蠟燭,哪個燒得更長

　　2.Which American has had the largest family

　　哪個美國人擁有最為龐大的家族

　　3.A little girl was 6 years old on her last birthday,

　　and will be 8 on her next birthday.How can this be

　　一個小女孩上一個生日才6歲,下一個生日就8歲了,這是怎麼回

　　事

　　Keys:

　　1.Neither.Candles don't burn longer but burn shorter.

　　哪個都燒不長,蠟燭都是越燒越短.

　　2.George Washington,"father of the nation."

　　喬治 華盛頓,"美國之父".

　　3.It's her 7th birthday.

　　今天她7歲生日.

　　Notes:

　　1.the good old days過去的好時光

　　英語繞口令

　　1 Dry august and warm doth harvest no harm.

　　八月乾熱卻利於收穫。

　　2 The cuckoo comes in April, and stays the month of May; sings a song AT midsummer, and then goes away.

　　布穀鳥,四月來,五月在,仲夏唱支歌,然後就飛走。

　　3 Money the best friend of the masses, the support of the classes, the aim of the lasses, the ruin of the asses.

　　金錢------民眾的摯友，各階層人士的支柱，姑娘們追求的目標，愚人毀滅的根苗。

　　4 Avery’s army’s armory.

　　埃弗裡的軍章.

　　5 "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice.

　　“是什麼煩擾了亞歷克斯?”愛麗絲問。

　　6 If assist a sister-assistant, will the sister’s sister-assistant assist me ?

　　如果我幫助一個女助手,那個姐妹的女助手會幫助我嗎?

　　7 Are Archie and Audrey’s archery arrows as arty as Artie’s archery arrows?

　　阿奇和奧黛麗的箭和阿蒂的箭一樣是假冒的藝術品嗎?

　　8 the little addled adder added ads.

　　臭腐了的小奎蛇貼在廣告上。

　　9 Are there auks in the Arctic or are not there auks in the Arctic .

　　And if there are auks in the Arctic, Are they auctioning arks ?

　　北極有海雀抑或北極沒有海雀。

　　如果北極有海雀,它們在拍賣方舟嗎 ?

　　10 Ada made a ’Gator hate her, so the ’Gator ate her.

　　埃達惹得一個名叫加特的人恨她，於是加特把她吃了。

　　11 As snug as a bug in a rug.

　　舒服得像地毯裡的甲蟲。

　　12 Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs.

　　愛娃吃了八十個蛋。

　　13 All Al’s sly allies lie. All al’s sly allies lie. All al’s sly allies lie.

　　所有阿爾巴尼亞的狡猾盟邦都說謊。

　　英語笑話故事:兩隻蟑螂

　　Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. CopyRight yingyuzhijia

　　"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

　　"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

　　兩隻蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一隻談起了它在一家新開張的餐館裡的經歷。

　　“那時我在街對面的那家新餐館裡，”它說。“那裡太乾淨了!廚房沒有一點汙漬，英語免費學習網站，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那裡是如此乾淨，整個地方都在發光。”

　　“請不要在我吃東西的時候說這個好嗎?”另一隻蟑螂不悅地說。