有關英語小笑話大全簡短

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編精心收集了有關簡短英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　有關簡短英語小笑話篇1

　　A jackal who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be a great mistake. If you eat me, that'll be terrible, that will be a disaster, that will be the end of the world!"

　　The lion was very puzzled and said: "How come? How come if I eat you, the world will end?"

　　The jackal said:"Because if you eat me, that will be the end of the world for me!"

　　有隻狼快被獅子吃掉了。狼對獅子說：“求求你不要吃我!你不能吃我，這是一個天大的錯誤!如果你吃了我，那就慘了，會有災難、會世界末日!”

　　獅子滿臉疑惑地問：“為什麼把你吃掉就會世界末日?”

　　狼回答：“如果你吃了我，就是我的世界末日啊!”

　　有關簡短英語小笑話篇2

　　Let me take it down

　　An elephant said to amouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I haveever seen ."

　　"Please ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."Iwill tell a flea what I know."

　　為我所用

　　一頭大象對一隻小老鼠說：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。”

　　“請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來。”老鼠說。“我要講給我認識的一隻跳蚤聽。

　　there are 3 old friends gathering around together

　　first said:"windy , isn't it ?"

　　second one replied:"no , it's thursday."

　　third said:"yeah! me too , let’s go and have some tea"

　　第一個說windy,但第二個聽成了wednesday,所以他說了今天是thursday,第三個卻把thursday聽成了thirsty,所以他說yeah! me too , let go and have some tea

　　有關簡短英語小笑話篇3

　　Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.

　　Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

　　媽媽：瑪麗，你為什麼這樣大喊大叫的? 為什麼不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。

　　瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當然不會出聲了，因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的遊戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。