關於英語笑話的小故事閱讀

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　　關於英語笑話的小故事：Is It Dead?

　　One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.

　　The student said it was dead.

　　The teacher asked how he knew.

　　The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."

　　The teacher said, "You what?"

　　He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."

　　關於英語笑話的小故事：What Do You Get?

　　A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, "Well, dear, a girl and a boy fall in love and get married. Then, one night they go into their room, hug and kiss, and have sex." The child looks puzzled. The Mother continues, "That means that daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, dear." The child replies, "But, the other night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that, Mommy?"

　　"Jewellery, dear."

　　關於英語笑話的小故事：Homework

　　A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."

　　"Well, uh, yes it is." replied Carol. "I made my homework paper into a paper airplane."

　　"Carol, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."

　　"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked."

　　關於英語笑話的小故事：Impatiently waiting

　　The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers.

　　Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.

　　"What took you so long, son?" he asked.

　　"The man waited on everybody in the store before me," the boy replied. "But I got even."

　　"How?"

　　"I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting," the youngster explained happily. "It's going to be fun at six o'clock."

　　關於英語笑話的小故事：Dead Goldfish

　　Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

　　"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

　　The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

　　Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."