關於英語笑話小故事閱讀

　　笑話以其短小的篇幅,洗練的文筆,幽默的情節,獨有的魅力吸引著我們每一個人,成為大家茶餘飯後的調味劑。本文是關於英語笑話小故事，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於英語笑話小故事：The Loan

　　A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

　　He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

　　The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.

　　He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car ascollateral for the loan.

　　The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

　　Two weeks later, the Chinese man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

　　The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transactionhas worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

　　The Chinese man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks, for only $15.41, and expect it to be there when I return?"

　　關於英語笑話小故事：Farmer Loses 2025 Pigs

　　Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand. The data is later entered later by a into their database by a clerk. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the clerk called the farmer directly.

　　"Is it true Mr. ***Smith*** that you lost 2,025 pigs?" sheasked.

　　"Yeth." lisped the farmer. Being a Howard County girl herself, the clerk entered: "Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs."

　　關於英語笑話小故事：Santa's Lap

　　As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

　　The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

　　關於英語笑話小故事： 20 Years With My Wife

　　A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

　　She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

　　"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

　　"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

　　"Yes I do." she replied.

　　"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

　　"Yes I remember."

　　"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

　　"Yes I do", she replied.

　　He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."

　　關於英語笑話小故事：Little Johnny's

　　Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.

　　She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."

　　The first student raised her hand to volunteer.

　　"Marcy," the teacher said. "You may go first."

　　Marcy replied, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny."

　　The teacher said, "Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?"

　　Kevin stood up and announced, "My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie."

　　"Very good," the teacher told Kevin.

　　Jeff was next, and he said, "My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no..."

　　Before he could attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down and to think about it for a while. When he thought he knew how to spell it, he could stand back up and try again.

　　Little Johnny raised his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher called on little Johnny to go next.

　　Johnny said, "My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell "accountant."