好笑的英文小笑話故事帶翻譯

　　近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象在網路、雜誌上十分盛行。古語說得好,一笑泯恩仇!小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in oneof my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles."When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate studentsjust write it down."

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說。“我說‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。”

　　篇2

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.Icertainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.Dayspassed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

　　一天有個男孩去對他老師說：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。當然囉，老師說，去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。好幾天過去了，再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。

　　Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over someroast pig.Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.

　　最後老師對男孩說：我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。是啊，孩子說，他是這麼想的，可後來豬又沒病了。

　　篇3

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　“購物袋在哪?”

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　篇4

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into theden.

　　一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。

　　What is the big brass gong***鑼*** and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is thetalking clock, the man replied.

　　那個大銅鑼和錘子是幹什麼用的?他的一個朋友問他。那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘，學生回答。

　　How's it work?Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering poundwith the hammer.

　　這鐘怎麼工作的，他的朋友問。看著，別眨眼了，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。

　　Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's twoo'clock in the morning!

　　突然，他們聽到隔壁牆那邊有人狂叫，別敲了，你這白痴!現在是凌晨兩點鐘了!