中學好笑的英語笑話短文

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的語文知識。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　篇一

　　His Fault 他的錯

　　Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.

　　Mother: How did he do it?

　　Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.

　　比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。

　　媽媽：他怎麼打的?

　　比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。

　　篇二

　　Wife: "How would you describe me?"

　　妻子：你會怎麼形容我呢?

　　Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

　　丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

　　Wife: "What does that mean?"

　　妻子：那是什麼意思?

　　Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

　　丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

　　Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

　　妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什麼意思呢?

　　Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

　　丈夫：開個玩笑!

　　篇三

　　Joke: How old am I?

　　A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.

　　She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am?" The man replies, "You're 30, right?" She says "No, I'm 47, but nice try."

　　The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, "How old do you think I am?" The man replies, You're 37, right?" The lady says "No, I'm 47, but good guess."

　　After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, "Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties." So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, "You're 47!"

　　The lady, astonished, asks, "How did you know?"

　　The old man replies, "I was standing right behind you at McDonald's."

　　篇四

　　Bad Business

　　A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner. 'Really bad."

　　"But every time I drive by here you have the 'no vacancy' sign on. " said the salesman.

　　"That's true," replied the motel owner. "But I used to turn away 30 to 35 people a night. Now, I only turn away ten to 15."

　　生意不好

　　一個商人在和汽車旅館的主人閒聊。“生意大糟了，”旅館主人說，“真的太糟了。

　　“可是每次我駕車經過這兒，你都掛上了‘客滿’的牌子，”商人就。

　　“那倒是真的。”旅館主人答道，“可是過去我一夜就謝絕三十至三十五人，而如今只能謝絕十至十五人。”