有內涵的英語笑話短文

　　笑話偶爾也給人以啟示,並上升到哲理層面,引發人們深層次的思考。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：死後重生

　　Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

　　"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. CopyRight yingyuzhijia

　　"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you. 內容來自 Yingyuzhijia

　　中文翻譯：

　　“你相信人死後仍有生命嗎?”老闆問他的一個員工。

　　“是的，先生。”這個新員工回答說。

　　“哦，那麼，這樣說來一切就很正常了，” 老闆繼續說，“在你今早離開，去參加***葬禮，她來看你了。”

　　：足球可以出來玩

　　George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”

　　“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”

　　“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”

　　喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當朋友的媽媽來應門時，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎? ”

　　“ 不行， ” 那位媽媽說， “ 天氣太冷了。 ”

　　“ 噢，那麼， ” 喬冶， “ 他的足球可以出來玩嗎?

　　：兩隻蟑螂

　　Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. CopyRight yingyuzhijia

　　"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

　　"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

　　兩隻蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一隻談起了它在一家新開張的餐館裡的經歷。

　　“那時我在街對面的那家新餐館裡，”它說。“那裡太乾淨了!廚房沒有一點汙漬，英語免費學習網站，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那裡是如此乾淨，整個地方都在發光。”

　　“請不要在我吃東西的時候說這個好嗎?”另一隻蟑螂不悅地說。