超短的簡單的英語笑話

　　漢語冷笑話的幽默正是基於在敘述過程中笑點的缺失的一種特殊幽默形式。下面小編整理了，希望大家喜歡!

　　摘抄

　　法官與小偷 The thief and the judge

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　那天是聖誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你為什麼而被起訴?”他問。

　　“採購聖誕節物品過早。”被告答。

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。

　　鑑賞

　　懲罰的原因 Reason of Punishment

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school Iwas punished for something that I didn't do."

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher aboutthis! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　The little girl replied, "My homework."

　　一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。”

　　媽媽激動地說：“那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?”

　　小女孩回答說：“我的家庭作業。”

　　賞析

　　什麼總感到口渴 Always Thirsty

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裡了。”

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”

　　“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”

　　欣賞

　　開學了 我不喜歡新老師

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said thattwo and four were six too....."

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。

　　“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。”

　　品味

　　如果我是經理 If I am a Manager

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am a Manager.

　　All the students began to write except a boy.

　　The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以如果我是一個經理為題寫一篇作文。

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。

　　老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

　　“我在等我的祕書。”那孩子答道。