英文笑話故事短文大全

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　　英文笑話故事短文：ONLY A FEW WORDS

　　At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.

　　"What words do you know?"

　　"Your purse or your life!"

　　幾個英語詞

　　法庭上法官正審問一個搶劫犯，由於該犯是一個不會說英語的外國人，審問很困難。"你一點英語都不會說嗎?"法官問。"我只會說幾個詞。"搶劫犯回答。

　　"你會說哪幾個詞?"

　　"你是要錢還是要命!"

　　英文笑話故事短文：DON'T BE SELFISH

　　A mother is admonishing her son.

　　----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.

　　----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.

　　別太自私

　　一位母親在勸告她的兒子。

　　"聽著，約翰，別太自私，讓你的弟弟和你共用一輛自行車。"

　　"媽媽，我是讓他。我先騎下坡，他再騎上坡。"

　　英文笑話故事短文：BUYING A HAT

　　A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

　　買帽子

　　一位婦女到一家帽子店買帽子。她很挑剔，用了很長時間才選好了一頂。已經忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意，便恭維她："你做了極好的選擇，夫人。你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲!"但令他沮喪的是，這位女士馬上摘下了她的帽子說："我不想要一頂摘下來便使我立刻顯得老十歲的帽子。多拿一些帽子給我看看!"

　　英文笑話故事短文：MONEY AND FRIENDS

　　A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

　　B: Friends, of course.

　　A: Why?

　　B: I can always borrow money from friends.

　　錢和朋友

　　甲：你認為錢和朋友哪一個更重要?

　　乙：當然是朋友。

　　甲：為什麼?

　　乙：我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢。

　　英文笑話故事短文：I CAN GO HOME.

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home

　　earlier." The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."

　　我可以回家了

　　一天，放學以後，老師對他的學生們說："明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能首先回答我的問題，我就准許他或她最先回家。"第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板被塗得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問："誰塗的?請站起來!"鮑勃說："先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見!"