有關兒童英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。本文是有關兒童英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關兒童英語笑話：左耳朵進右耳朵出

　　I'm Trying to Stop It

　　"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?” “沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進，一個耳朵裡出，所以我要把它堵在裡面。”

　　有關兒童英語笑話：Who was the first man?

　　誰是第一個男人

　　A teacher said to her class:

　　Who was the first man?

　　George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.

　　How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.

　　Because, said the little boy, he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.

　　But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　Well, said the teacher to him, who do you think was the first man?

　　I don't know what his name was, said the larger boy, but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.

　　有個老師問班上的學生：

　　誰是第一個男人?

　　喬治·華盛頓，一個小男孩當即叫道。

　　你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?老師問道，寬容地微笑著。

　　小男孩說：因為他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。

　　這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。

　　那麼，老師對他說，你認為誰是第一個男人呢?

　　我不知道他的名字，大點兒的男孩說，但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因為歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。

　　有關兒童英語笑話：Sharing the Apples

　　分蘋果

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.

　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

　　Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.

　　Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?

　　媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。

　　所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。

　　哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。

　　對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什麼急呀?

　　有關兒童英語笑話：Excited Remarks 激動的話

　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals***長聲尖叫*** of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm alive.

　　One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedlypointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.

　　我五歲的兒子對摩托車有強烈的愛好。只要看見一輛摩托車，他就會高興得哇哇直叫，並激動地說：瞧這輛!瞧這輛，我總有一天也要有一輛。他爸爸的回答老是隻要我活著，你就別想有這玩藝兒。

　　一天我們的兒子跟他的小朋友在說話，有一輛摩托車開了過去。他興奮的指著摩托車叫道瞧這輛!瞧這輛!等我爸一死我就要有這樣一輛摩托車了。

　　有關兒童英語笑話：Tell a lie

　　Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

　　Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

　　Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

　　Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

　　媽媽：“你要哪一隻香蕉，維克多?”

　　維克多：“我要那隻最大的。”

　　媽媽：“維克多，你應該懂禮貌，要那隻小的。”

　　維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎?”