關於爆笑英文小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話可以在說笑中蘊含著人們對於美好生活的期盼和訴求，是人們自古以來生活中不可缺少“一員”。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　In our bathtub

　　Jimmy: Tommy's mother won't let him keep frogs at their house, so he found some water toput them in.

　　Mother: Oh, that's fine. Where did he find the water?

　　Jimmy: In our bathtub.

　　在咱們家的浴缸裡

　　吉米：湯米的媽媽不讓他在家裡養青蛙，所以他又找了個有水的地方把青蛙放在那了。

　　媽媽：噢，那很好啊。他在哪兒找的水呢?

　　吉米：在咱們家的浴缸裡。

　　篇二

　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirementcommunity. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved,lifted or loaded, they yell, “Get the kid.”

　　這裡想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬別進退休社群。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的幹吧。”

　　篇三

　　One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, butthere is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "Thehole," replied Peter.

　　四減四等於幾?

　　一天，老師問彼得：“4減4等於幾?”彼得張口結舌答不上來。老師生氣地說：“真笨!你想，我要是往你口袋裡放四個硬幣，而你的口袋上有個窟窿，硬幣全漏掉了，那麼，你衣袋裡還剩下什麼?”“

　　篇四

　　Who is given the toy?

　　A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his

　　children and asked which one of them should be given the

　　present. "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to Mother

　　and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired.

　　There was silence,and then a chorus of voices:"You play with

　　it, Daddy!"

　　一位有五個孩子的父親帶著一件玩具回到家裡，把孩子們召集起來問這件禮物該給誰。

　　“誰最聽話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓幹什麼就幹什麼?”他問道。

　　大家都不吭聲。過了一會兒，孩子們異口同聲地說：“爸爸，您玩吧。”