六年級英語小笑話及漢語

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　I conducted orientation for groups of new employees of a large computer-software company. One part covered the legal paper work for any inventions they had patented prior to joining us. Although it didn't apply to everyone，I explained，I needed all of them to list any patents they had.One young woman looked uncertain, but began writing.

　　我負責為某大型計算機軟體公司的新僱員介紹一些所需填的表格和檔案。其中有一項是瞭解他們在加入我公司前曾有過哪些申請合法的發明專利。當然，我知道，這一項並不

　　適合所有的人.所以我解釋說:我需要他們列一個任何自己的專利品清單。有個年較女士看上去有點疑感，但她還是寫了。

　　When I collected the forms，I saw that she had listed two pairs of shoes，with a bag to match.

　　收表的時候，我看到她的清單上寫著:兩雙鞋，用一個書包來搭配。

　　篇二

　　Our oldest son, Willy, a helicopter pilot stationed at Fort Rucker，Alaska, lives and breathes flying. When he called to say he'd be driving home for Christmas，a 16-hour trip,we were surprised. "Why don`t you fly home?"my wife asked.

　　我的大兒子威利，是阿拉斯加州福特羅克墓地的一名直升飛機駕駛員，生活、呼吸在飛行中。聖誕節快到的時侯，他打電話告訴我們他要駕車回來，有16個小時的旅途。我們嚇了一跳。“你為什麼不坐飛機回來呢?”我妻子問他。

　　"Because,"Willy replied, "I hate riding in the back!”

　　威利說:“因為我討厭坐在飛機的後面。”

　　篇三

　　My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight，plus the ability to react quickly. During one interview，the commander pointed to a hill about a mile away and asked a young sergeant，"Can you see that hill over there?"

　　炮兵司令和我一起給一群申請去好外炮兵部做偵察員的報名者面試。能勝任這個職務的人必須眼力好，反應快.在面試中，司令指著一英里外的一座小山問一個年輕的軍士:

　　“你能看到那座山嗎?”

　　"Yes，sir, "he replied.

　　“是的，長官.”他回答。

　　"Can you see the radio antenna on that hi11?"Again, the soldier said that he could." Well，then," the commander went on,”can you see the bird sitting on the antenna?"

　　“你能看到山上的雷達天線嗎?”

　　The sergeant leaned forward and squinted.”No，sir，”he said，"but I can hear it singing.“

　　“是的，長官。”他又一次回答.

　　He got the job.

　　“那好，”司令繼續說:“你能看見天線上有隻鳥嗎?”

　　這名軍士把身體往前傾了傾，眯起眼睛，“不，長官，”他說，“但我聽得見它在叫.”

　　
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