有趣的動物英語故事閱讀

　　隨著中國新課程改革的步伐,中國英語基礎教育不斷髮展,教學方法不斷創新。故事英語教學法便是一種新創英語教學法。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Golfing with cows

　　A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

　　一個男人搖搖晃晃地走進了急診室，兩個眼睛是青的，脖子上有明顯的五指印。

　　Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

　　醫生問他發生了什麼。“額，是這樣的，”這個人說。“我和我老婆來了幾局高爾夫，她把球打到一個牛群裡。”

　　"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

　　“我們去找這個球，我四下搜尋，發現一頭牛的屁股後面有個白色的東西。”

　　"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

　　“我走過去，舉起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中間。然後我犯了一個錯誤。”

　　"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

　　“你幹嘛了?”醫生問。

　　"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

　　“額，我舉起了牛的尾巴，對我老婆喊道，'這個好像是你的!'”

　　篇二

　　Hen House

　　The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

　　在一個小小的愛爾蘭村莊中，牧師非常地喜愛雞舍中的小雞。雞舍位於教區後面，裡面有一隻公雞，十隻母雞。

　　One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that it was because cock fights were being held in the village. So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

　　然而，公雞在一個星期六的晚上不見了，牧師懷疑可能是因為村裡舉辦了鬥雞比賽。他謀劃在第二天早晨去教堂做些事情。

　　At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.

　　當著大家的面，他問道：“誰有一隻公雞嗎?”所有的男人都站了起來。

　　"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.

　　“不是的，”他說，“我不是那個意思，有誰見到過一隻公雞嗎?”所有的女人都站了起來。

　　"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.

　　“不是的!”他說，“我不是那個意思。有誰見過一隻不屬於自己的公雞嗎?”半數的女人站了起來。

　　"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" All the altar boys stood up.

　　“不是的。”他說，“我也不是那個意思。有誰見過我的公雞嗎?”所有的侍者男孩都站了起來。

　　篇三

　　如何清洗一隻貓

　　toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

　　仔細地打掃衛生間。在馬桶中加入適量的洗髮乳，開啟蓋子。帶貓去衛生間的時候，小心地安慰它。

　　In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids ***you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape***.

　　麻溜地把貓丟進馬桶，蓋上蓋子***你可能需要站在蓋子上，以防它逃脫***。

　　CAUTION!!!!!

　　一定要小心!!!!

　　Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

　　不要太靠近邊緣，它的爪子可能會伸出來抓住任何可以抓住的東西。

　　Flush the toilet three or four times.

　　沖洗馬桶三到四次。

　　Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

　　讓其他的某人打開出去的門，確保馬桶和外門間沒有人。

　　Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

　　站得離馬桶儘量遠一點，快速地開啟蓋子。洗乾淨的貓會從馬桶裡發射出來並跑出去，然後會去某個地方擦乾自己。

　　Sincerely,

　　真誠的，

　　The DOG

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