英語幽默冷笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特徵，笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。下面是小編帶來的英語幽默冷笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語幽默冷笑話帶翻譯精選

　　***一***

　　四減四等於幾? Four minus four is...

　　One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. theteacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but thereis a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole,"replied Peter.

　　一天，都是問彼德：“四減四等於幾?”彼德張口結舌答不上來。 老師生氣地說：“真笨!你想，如果我放四個硬幣在你的口袋裡，但你的口袋裡有個窟窿，結果四個硬幣都漏掉了。那麼，你的口袋裡還有什麼?” “窟窿，”彼德答道。

　　***二***

　　園藝手套Gardening Gloves

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare." Later that evening I openedmy present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair ofgardening gloves.

　　幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在幹園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什麼禮物。我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。” 那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。“生日快樂!”他說。我開啟一看：裡面包著一雙園藝手套。

　　***一***

　　我是來給你安裝電話的

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.

　　一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。

　　Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, thebusinessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw hugefigures around and made giant commitments.

　　一天，他坐在辦公室裡，看到有一個人在外面，於是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。

　　Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come toinstall the phone."

　　到了最後，他終於掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”

　　***二***

　　woman without her man is nothing

　　老師在黑板上寫下 woman without her man is nothing，讓學生給這句話加標點符號。

　　男生加完標點

　　Woman, without her man, is nothing.

　　女人，如果沒了男人，什麼也不是。

　　***完標點

　　Woman! Without her, man is nothing.

　　偉大的女人!沒有她，男人什麼也不是。

　　英語幽默冷笑話帶翻譯學習

　　***一***

　　除了音樂 All Except the Music

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so shearranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable,she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back intotheir coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?""Oh, yes, miss!" saidSally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”

　　***二***

　　當你覺得自己倒黴時,看看這個

　　The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At aspecial ceremony, two of the most expensively-saved animals were released into the wild amidcheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, a killer whale ate them both.

　　阿拉斯加瓦爾迪茲發生石油洩漏以後，救援每隻海豹的平均費用達到8萬美元。在一個特別的儀式上面，有兩隻花鉅款拯救回來的海豹，在人們的歡呼和掌聲中被放回大自然。一分鐘後，它們雙雙被一頭殺人鯨吞入肚中。