爆笑的英語短笑話大全

　　看笑話好處實在是太多了，生活不能太拘謹，生活需要浪漫。本文是爆笑的英語短笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　爆笑的英語短笑話：Second language

　　A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She

　　watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

　　Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

　　Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

　　一隻母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。

　　母老鼠向著貓叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，貓聽了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

　　母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：“現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。”

　　爆笑的英語短笑話：熱脹冷縮

　　TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?

　　John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子?

　　約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。

　　爆笑的英語短笑話：I work for 7 up"! 

　　Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to

　　the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of

　　Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got

　　triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up

　　to the third man and says

　　"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of

　　them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on

　　the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

　　四個好朋友在醫院裡碰面了,他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說:"恭喜,你得了雙胞胎."男人說:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的經理."過了一會兒,護士過來對第二個男人說:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最後,護士跑來對第三個男人說:"恭喜,你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說:"真令人啼笑皆非,我為四季賓館工作."他們三個都很高興,但第四個夥伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻,咒罵上帝並用頭撞牆.他們問他有什麼不對勁,他回答道:"什麼不對勁?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"