簡單的英文笑話帶翻譯

　　電腦網路裡大量的網路笑話被創作和傳播，成為了國際民間文學領域新的拓展。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

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　　You Never Called

　　A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "

　　"I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"

　　Notes:

　　***1*** spot v.***從很多人或物中***認出;看出

　　***2*** mall n.集市

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文選擇正確答案：

　　① Where did the guy see his doctor?

　　A. in the barber's

　　B. in the shopping center

　　C. at the railway station

　　D. in the hospital

　　② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor?

　　A. two weeks

　　B. three weeks

　　C. more than a month

　　D. more than two months

　　③ What had the doctor told him to do?

　　A. to stay in bed

　　B. to have a nice sleep

　　C. to go home

　　D. to call him again

　　④ We can see from this passage that_____ .

　　A. the doctor had played a trick on the guy

　　B. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time

　　C. the guy was very angry with the doctor

　　D. the doctor did call upon the guy

　　⑤ What had been the guy's problem?

　　A. He had caught a cold.

　　B. He had had a mental problem.

　　C. He needed a good rest.

　　D. He had been homesick.

　　73.從未來訪

　　一人在購物中心偶遇他的醫生。他走上前去說：“六週以前我在你的辦公室，你告訴我讓我回家去臥床直到你來訪。但你從未來訪。”

　　“我沒去嗎?”醫生說，“那你現在下床幹什麼?”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①B②C③A④B⑤C

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　　A Vacation Cruise

　　One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment

　　Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."

　　"I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."

　　Notes:

　　***1*** cruise n.乘船巡遊;巡航

　　***2*** sign up簽約

　　***3*** bet n.棒

　　***4*** unconscious adj.沒有知覺的;不省人事的

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文判斷下列句子正***T***、***F***：

　　① The first man heard about the cheap vacation cruise.

　　② The first man is knocked unconscious and carried unto a ship.

　　③ The second guy doesn't have to pay since he was on the cruise last year.

　　④ The second guy comes about 15 minutes later than the first man.

　　⑤ The second guy was even more foolish than the first.

　　74.假日巡航遊

　　一愚笨之人讀到一則假日巡航遊只須花100元的廣告。在他簽了字付了款後，旅遊經紀人用棒猛擊了他一下，把他打昏了過去，並把他從後門扔進了河裡。不久又來了一個人，付了錢並得到了相同的待遇。

　　十五分鐘後，這兩個人一起向河的下游漂去。第一個人說：“不知道他們這次巡航遊是否提供食物。”

　　“不知道，”第二個人說道，“去年是沒有的。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①F②F③F④T⑤T

　　學習

　　This Way to Request

　　I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my accident, and would they please horror them anyway.

　　"Okay," said the woman on the phone, "but you' 11 have to write a letter to the bank telling them that you are requesting this. "

　　Notes:

　　***1*** dislocate v.脫離原位;使脫臼

　　***2*** signature n.簽名

　　***3*** due to由於

　　***4*** honor v.承認並如期支付

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文填空：

　　① I had fallen and_____ my elbow.

　　② It made writing checks for my small business_____ impossible.

　　③ I called my bank to_____ that the signature _____my checks would look odd due to my accident.

　　④ "Okay," said the woman_____ the phone.

　　⑤ But you'll have to write a letter to the bank _____them that you are requesting this.

　　75.如是請求

　　我摔倒了，肘骨脫臼了。這使得我幾乎不能給我的小生意籤賬單了。我打電話給銀行解釋說由於事故，賬單上我的簽名看起來會有些古怪，並請求他們無論如何給予承兌。

　　“好的，”電話中的女子說，“但你必須給銀行寫封信，告訴他們你在作此項請求。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　① dislocated ② nearly ③ explain; on ④ on ⑤ telling