英文笑話小短文

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。 下面是小編帶來的經典英語笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典英語笑話閱讀篇一

　　泡泡溫泉***雙語閱讀***

　　a:tom,look at your shoes.how dirty they are! you must clear hem.

　　湯姆，看看你的鞋子，多髒呀，你必須洗一洗了。

　　b:oh.mother,but i cleaned them only yesterday.

　　噢，媽媽，可我昨天才洗過的。

　　a:but they are dirty now.you must clean them again.

　　可現在它們又髒了，你再洗一次吧。

　　b:i don't want to clean them today. even if i clean them today,they will be dirty again tomorrow.

　　我今天不想洗，我即使今天把鞋洗了，明天還會髒的。

　　a:ok,don't clean them then.

　　好吧，那就別洗了。

　　***ln the evening tom came back from school.he was very hungry.

　　晚上湯姆放學回到家，他非常餓。***

　　經典英語笑話閱讀篇二

　　餵養寵物***雙語閱讀***

　　Birds in their little nests agree.

　　鳥在巢中不相爭。

　　A small child was giving a bath to a tiny and dirty kitten in the gar-den. while an ojd lady passing by.

　　一個小男孩在花園裡給一隻身上很髒的小花貓洗澡，正在這時，一個上了年紀的女士從旁邊經過。

　　A:Sonny.you shouldn't bathe a kitty in cold waLer.He will get sick and die.

　　小傢伙，你不應該在涼水中給小貓洗澡，他會生病,甚至會死。

　　***The child go on with his job.barely liatening to her.Two houra Wer,the lacjy was retumiWg when ahe saw the boy sittinS on the ground and cring.with the dead kitten lying beaide him.

　　可是，小男孩繼續給小貓洗澡，幾乎對那位女士置之不理。兩小時以後，那位女士返回時看見那個小男孩坐在地上哭泣，小貓躺在他的身旁，死了。***

　　B:Didn't I tell you .sonny.that the kitty would die if you wa.shed him in the cold water?

　　小傢伙，我不是告訴休了嗎?如果在涼水中給小貓洗澡，他會死的。

　　A:But Auntie. he didn't die because I waahed him; he died when I was wrinpng him dry.

　　可是，阿姨，他不是因為我給它洗澡死的，當我把他擰於時，他就死了。

　　經典英語笑話閱讀篇三

　　戒除煙癮***雙語閱讀***

　　Health is not valued till sickness comes.

　　生病才知健康好。

　　A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sum of money was talking to his lawyer.

　　一個被告捲入了一樁牽涉大筆資金的訴訟案，他去找他的律師。

　　A:If I lose this case, I'll be ruined.

　　如果我輸了這場官司，我就完了。

　　B:It's in the judge's hand now.

　　這事掌握在法官的手上。

　　A:Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?

　　如果我給法官送一箱雪茄，會不會起點作用?

　　B:Oh.no !This judge is a stickler for ethical behavior.A turu like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hald you in contempt of coun. in fact.you shouldn't even smile ai the judge.

　　哦.不會的!這位法官很固執，非常注意職業道德。這種花招只會讓他對你產生偏見，他甚至會認為你蔑視法庭。事實上，你甚至都不用對他微笑。

　　With in the course of time,the judge wndered a decision in favor of the defendant.As the defendanL leR the counhouae,

　　最後，法官作了一個有利於被告的判決，當被告離開法院時。

　　A:Thanks for the tip about the cigars.It worked.

　　謝謝你關於雪茄的忠告，這很多管用。

　　B:I'm sure we wodd have lost the caae if you'd sent them.

　　如果你送了的話，我肯定休會輸掉這場官司。

　　A:But did send them.

　　但是我的確送了。

　　B:What? You did?!

　　什麼?你送了?!

　　A:Yes.That's how we won the case.

　　對，這就是我們會贏這場官司的原因。

　　B:I don't understand

　　我不明白。

　　A:It's easy.I sent the cigars to the judge,but enclosed the plaintiff's business card.

　　這很簡單，我把雪茄送到了{去官那裡，但是附上了原告的一張名片。