英語小幽默數則

　　在與外國友人交流時，一個英語小幽默可以使氣氛活躍哦!下面是小編為大家整理的，希望能讓大家開心每一天

　　一、新發現 New Discovery

　　A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.

　　一個鄉下人第一次到大城市遊逛。他走進一座大樓，看見一個歲數很大的矮胖女人邁進一個小房間。房間的門隨後關上，有幾個燈在閃亮。一會兒，門開了，電梯裡走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。

　　Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!"

　　鄉下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說：“我應該把我的老婆帶來!”

　　二、好結果，壞結果Good Fortune, Bad Fortune

　　有隻青蛙跑去算命。A frog goes to have his fortune told.

　　The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha! You're about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you."

　　算命師看著他小小的有蹼手掌說道：“啊哈!你即將遇見一名美麗小姑娘，她想了解關於你的一切。”

　　The frog says, "Thanks! I'm going to run right back to the pond so I won't miss her."

　　青蛙說：“太感謝了!那我得趕緊回池塘去，免得和她錯過。”

　　The fortuneteller says, "You won't meet her at the pond. You're going to meet her in her freshman biology class.

　　算命師說：“你不會在池塘遇到她，而是在她大學一年級的生物課上。”

　　三、我就學後半段吧

　　Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?

　　Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.

　　Son: That's great! I'll learn the latter half.

　　兒子：爸，法語難學嗎?

　　爸爸：孩子啊，開頭的時候是難，可完了以後就變容易了。

　　兒子：那太好了!我就學後半段吧。

　　四、你丈夫需要安靜地休息

　　 husband needs rest and peace.Here are some sleeping pills.

　　醫生：你丈夫需要安靜地休息。這是安眠藥。

　　 must I give them to him?

　　老婆：我什麼時候給他吃?

　　 are for you.

　　醫生：這是給你的。