關於短篇美式英語小笑話

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare." Later that evening I openedmy present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair ofgardening gloves.

　　幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在幹園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什麼禮物。我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。” 那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。“生日快樂!”他說。我開啟一看：裡面包著一雙園藝手套。

　　篇2

　　One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You evendon't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I meanyou're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?" "Yes, a synonym is using badlanguage." The child concluded.

　　一天， 一個10歲的孩子問母親："媽，什麼是同義詞?" "你說什麼?竟然連同義詞都不懂!真是個笨蛋。我說你是個笨蛋，就是說你是個傻瓜，是個***。你現在明白同義詞的意思了嗎?" "明白了。同義詞就是罵人。"

　　篇3

　　Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum,"answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told herthree."

　　母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什麼?”

　　兒子驕傲地說：“什麼都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾，我告訴她等於三。”

　　篇4

　　A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said hismother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got somethingin it." Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache. "That'sbecause it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."

　　一個男孩放學回家時，覺得肚子痛。“來，坐下，吃點點心，”媽媽說，“你肚子痛是因為肚子是空的。吃點東西就會好的。” 一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。 “你頭痛是因為你的腦袋是空的，”他那聰明的兒子說，“裡面裝點東西，就會好的。”

　　篇5

　　One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nightclothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.“Before I came out,”said one，“I ran intosome of the rooms and found a lot of money.People don't think of money when they're afraid.When anyone leaves paper money in a fire，the fire burns it.So I took all the bills that I couldfind.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don't know my work，” said theother.“What is your work?”“I'm a policeman.“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quicklyand said，“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.“I'm a writer. I'm alwaystelling stories about things that never happened.”

　　一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館裡的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來。兩個人站在外面，看著大火。“在我出來之前，”其中一個說：“我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火裡，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。”

　　“你不知道我是幹什麼的。”另一個說。“你是幹什麼的?” “我是警察。” “噢!”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動，說：“那你知道我是幹什麼的?”“不知道。”警察說。“我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。”